Notices – September 2015

An inclusive Christian community in Auckland, New Zealand

Notices – September 2015

Dinner Club

The next date is 26 September – 6.30pm at a local restaurant. Book your seat with Rosemarie or Andrea.

You’ve got to laugh J

All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom, the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand.

The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter. Even the priest smiled broadly.

As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.


The computer swallowed Grandma,

Yes, honestly, it’s true!

She pressed ‘control’ and ‘enter’

And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,

The thought just makes me squirm.

She must have caught a virus

Or been eaten by a worm.

I’ve searched through the recycle bin

And files of every kind;

I’ve even used the Internet,

But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Mr Google

My searches to refine.

The reply from him was negative,

Not a thing was found ‘online’.

So, if inside your ‘Inbox’,

My Grandma you should see,

Please ‘Copy’, ‘Scan’ and ‘Paste’ her,

And send her back to me.

 

This is a tribute to all the Grandmas & Grandpas, Nannas and Pops, who have been fearless and learned to use the Computer….. They are the greatest!!!!

We do not stop playing because we grow old;

We grow old because we stop playing.

 

Women and cats will do as they please; and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.