Notices – February 2017

An inclusive Christian community in Auckland, New Zealand

Notices – February 2017

Dinner Club

The next dinner club will be Saturday18 February 2017. Those who have participate in the past will receive an email with details.

To reserve your seat please contact Dale – 418 3793 or text 021 02345 087, or email


World Day of Prayer

Friday 3 March 2017

Commencing at 10.30am

Baptist Church, Greenslade Crescent, Northcote

Followed by shared lunch

Readers for the service are needed – please see Margaret for details


Telephone Directory changes

Gerald de Ruyter – Room 438 Bert Sutcliffe Retirement Village, 2 Rangatira Road, Birkenhead, Ph 4818660

Paul Sieberhagen – email – all other details remain the same.


A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, “I know what the Bible means!”
His father smiled and replied, “What do you mean, you ‘know’ what the Bible means?
The son replied, “I do know!”
“Okay,” said his father. “What does the Bible mean?”
“That’s easy, Daddy…” the young boy replied excitedly,” It stands for ‘Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.’


A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn’t find a space with a meter.
Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: “I have circled the block 10 times. If I don’t park here, I’ll miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses.”
When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note “I’ve circled this block for 10 years. If I don’t give you a ticket I’ll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation.”


There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country.

“Is there anything breakable in here?” asked the postal clerk.

“Only the Ten Commandments.” answered the lady.