FOOD FOR THOUGHT – February 2020

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT – February 2020

The Pope and an Alien walk into a bar…….

Pope: “Do you know Jesus?”

Alien: “Oh, Jesus. Great guy. He comes to our planet twice every year.”

Pope: “Every year?! It’s about two millenia and we’re still waiting for his second coming.”

Alien: “Maybe he didn’t like your chocolate.”

Pope: “Chocolate?”

Alien: “Every time he visits, we gather the best chocolate from every manufacturing plant and give them to him before he leaves. Why, what did you do the first time he came?”