An old one for the……… *Holy Laugh* – July 2018

An old one for the………
*Holy Laugh*

During Sermon at a Mass, the Priest said: “If I had all the Beer in
the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river”.
And the congregation cried, “Amen! ”
“And if I had all the Wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it in the
river”.
And the congregation cried: “Amen!”
“And if I had all the Whiskey and Rum in the world, I’d take it all
and throw it in the river”.
Again the congregation cried: “Amen!”…
The Priest sat down.
The Junior Priest then stood up and said: “For our closing Hymn,
let’s turn to page 126 of our Hymn books and sing, “We shall
drink from the river”.
The whole Congregation SCREAMED *HALLELUJAH!*