An old one for the………
During†Sermon at a Mass, the Priest said: “If I had all the Beer in
the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river”.
And the congregation†cried, “Amen! ”
“And if I had all the Wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it in the
And the congregation cried: “Amen!”
“And if I had all the Whiskey and Rum in the world, I’d take it all
and throw it in the river”.
Again the congregation cried:†”Amen!”…
The Priest†sat down.
The Junior†Priest then stood up and said: “For our closing Hymn,
let’s turn to page 126 of our Hymn books and sing,†”We shall
drink from the river”.
The whole Congregation SCREAMED *HALLELUJAH!*